5 Signs Your Headshot Screams "Dial-Up!" (and What to Do About It)

Hey Erie, PA! Chris Zdarko, your friendly neighborhood photographer with a keen eye for making you look (and feel) like a million bucks, here.

Today, let's talk face facts:

Is your professional headshot stuck in the dark ages?

But what if your headshot looks like it was taken with a potato during the Clinton administration?

Don't worry, friend, I'm here to diagnose the five symptoms that scream,

“My headshot needs a doctor, stat!"

1. Your Hair Says "Mullet," Your Headshot Says "Regret."

Remember the 80s? Neon, big hair, and shoulder pads that could launch a space shuttle. While some trends deserve a comeback (hello, scrunchies!), your headshot shouldn't be one of them. Unless you're rocking a mullet for irony or own a retro arcade, it's time to update your look and show off the fabulous you of 2024.

2. Your Background is a Beige Wall

(or Worse, Your Basement).

Let's be honest, beige is the beige of colors. It screams "safe" and "uninspired," which are not words you want associated with your business. Step out of the bland and into a setting that reflects your brand and personality. Brick walls, urban landscapes, or even your own office with a killer bookshelf can work wonders.

3. YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE HOLDING YOUR BREATH

(AND MAYBE A GRUDGE).

Forced smiles are about as appealing as cold pizza. Your headshot should capture your essence, and that includes your infectious personality. Relax, have fun, and let your charisma shine through. Think: confident handshake, genuine smile, and eyes that say, "I'm awesome and I know it."

4. Your Outfit Belongs in a Museum

(of Fashion Faux Pas).

Shoulder pads, neon power suits, and acid-washed denim might have dominated the 90s, but trust me, they don't belong in your headshot in 2024. Dress for the success you deserve, in something that's stylish, professional, and reflects your personal brand. Think sharp lines, bold colors, and accessories that say "I mean business (but I'm also fun)."

5. You Haven't Blinked Since Y2K.

Stiff as a board, eyes wide with existential dread – your headshot is giving "robot malfunction" vibes. Relax, breathe, and let your personality shine through! Crack a joke, tell a story, let out that infectious laugh. Remember, your headshot is a window into your soul, not a wax figure at Madame Tussauds.

Disclaimer: Updating your headshot doesn't involve time travel or questionable hairspray experiments. Please consult a professional photographer for safe and stylish results.

Warning: Side effects of a killer headshot may include increased confidence, a surge in business inquiries, and an irresistible urge to strut your stuff down Peach Street.

Ready to ditch the dial-up and rock a headshot that screams,

"I'm Erie's next success story"

Drop me a line at Erie Branding! We'll chat about your vision, brainstorm some epic shot ideas, and create a portrait that's as unique as you are.

Check out my other blog posts for more tips on branding, marketing, and making the most of your next photoshoot.

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